- person: that's a cool song
- me: welL LET ME JUST TELL YOU THEIR ENTIRE BACKSTORY AND HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM AND ALL OF THEIR SONGS AND THE NAMES OF THEIR CHILDREN
I have this little birthday ritual every year where I take shelter from the deadly birthday punches of the straight male. No damage this time!
Days go by and I ponder question after question
Why did I get pleasure out of seeing people being brutally beat?
Why didn’t I jump when I was five?
Did my blasphemous religious thoughts mean anything?
What happened to David and the rest of them?
When was it that the rain stopped making me laugh?